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Welcome Pilots!

Welcome to Pilot Travel

 
                                New, Improved Tech Support Form 

1.   Describe the problem:______________________________________ 
__________________________________________________________ 

2.  Now, describe the problem accurately___________________________ 
___________________________________________________________ 

3.   Speculate Wildly about the cause of the problem:___________________ 
___________________________________________________________ 

4.   Problem Severity 
        A. Minor 
        B. Minor 
        C. Minor 
        D. Trivial 

5.   Nature of the problem: 
        A. Locked Up 
        B  Frozen 
        C. Hung 
        D. Strange smell 

6.   Is your computer plugged in ?  Yes___ No___ 

7.   Is it turned on?  Yes___ No___ 

8.   Have you tried to fix it yourself?  Yes___ No___ 

9.    Have you made it worse?  Yes___ No___ 

10.  Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for  you?_______________________________________________________ 

11.  Did they make it worse? Yes___ No___ 

12.  Have you read the manual? Yes___ No___ 

13.  Are you sure you read the manual? Maybe___ No___ 

14.  Are you absolutely sure you read the manual? No___ 

15.  If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes___ No___ 

16.  If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.___________ 
___________________________________________________________ 

17.  What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?___________________________________________________ 
___________________________________________________________ 

18.  If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged on?_______ 
___________________________________________________________ 

19.  Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes___ No___ 

20  Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes___What's a VCR? 

21.  Do you have a copy of  'PCs for Dummies'? Yes___ No___ 

22.  Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes___ No___ 

23.  Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes___ No___ 

24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes___ No___ 

25.  Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes___ No___ 

26.  Is the machine on fire? Yes___ No___ 

27.  Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes___ 

No, Keith did not write this form! This form can be found at 
            
             http://www.newhorizons.org/humor_techreport.html 
 
 

 

 

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